GERMS, GERMS EVERYWHERE Sneeze Here!
What's the use of washing my hands 
When they'll just get dirty again
Once I wash 'em up
And what's the point of taking a bath
If I'll just get dirty again if I take a bath
I'll just get dirty again

     Germs, germs, everywhere
     They come by land and sea and air
     Germs, germs, everywhere
     So wash your hands and take a bath
     And change your underwear

Why clean that knob on the door
It'll just get dirty again in a day or two
And why bother mopping the floor
What a drag to have all these chores
I don't want to do, Tell me what are they for

     Germs, germs, everywhere
     They bug you if you don't take care
     Germs, germs, everywhere
     So wash your hands and take a bath
     And change your underwear

Germs are too small to see, They're real tricky
Germs love to spread disease, You'll feel icky
Sick in your bed, Oops, now you've thrown up
Keep yourself clean, just like a grown-up

Okay, okay, I'm brushing my teeth
Those sugar bugs down under my gums
Gonna scrub em out
I cover nose and mouth when I sneeze
And if I don't have tissue
I'll ask for a tissue, please
Or else I'll sneeze in my sleeve

     Germs, germs, everywhere 
     They come by land and sea and air
     Germs, germs, everywhere
     So wash your hands and take a bath 
     And change your underwear 

     Germs, germs, everywhere
     They bug you if you don't take care
     Germs, germs, everywhere
     So wash your hands and take a bath
     And change your underwear
     And scrub your nails and clean your hair 
     'Cause germs are everywhere
Written by Scott Wheatley
Scott Wheatley: vocals, guitar
Yohei Shikano: guitar, keyboards, 
     backing vocals
John Humphrey: bass
Nick Bertling: drums
GERMS, GERMS EVERYWHERE Sneeze Here!
Written by Scott Wheatley
Scott Wheatley: vocals, guitar
Yohei Shikano: guitar, keyboards, 
     backing vocals
John Humphrey: bass
Nick Bertling: drums
What's the use of washing my hands 
When they'll just get dirty again
Once I wash 'em up
And what's the point of taking a bath
If I'll just get dirty again if I take a bath
I'll just get dirty again

     Germs, germs, everywhere
     They come by land and sea and air
     Germs, germs, everywhere
     So wash your hands and take a bath
     And change your underwear

Why clean that knob on the door
It'll just get dirty again in a day or two
And why bother mopping the floor
What a drag to have all these chores
I don't want to do, Tell me what are they for

     Germs, germs, everywhere
     They bug you if you don't take care
     Germs, germs, everywhere
     So wash your hands and take a bath
     And change your underwear

Germs are too small to see, They're real tricky
Germs love to spread disease, You'll feel icky
Sick in your bed, Oops, now you've thrown up
Keep yourself clean, just like a grown-up

Okay, okay, I'm brushing my teeth
Those sugar bugs down under my gums
Gonna scrub em out
I cover nose and mouth when I sneeze
And if I don't have tissue
I'll ask for a tissue, please
Or else I'll sneeze in my sleeve

     Germs, germs, everywhere 
     They come by land and sea and air
     Germs, germs, everywhere
     So wash your hands and take a bath 
     And change your underwear 

     Germs, germs, everywhere
     They bug you if you don't take care
     Germs, germs, everywhere
     So wash your hands and take a bath
     And change your underwear
     And scrub your nails and clean your hair 
     'Cause germs are everywhere